This bit of inspired lunacy is from the ever-entertaining Slushpile Hell blog. These titles were submitted via Twitter for a contest (and the peasants rejoiced).
@alexandradonald: He’s Just Way Too into You: Learning to Love Your Stalker
@thxithink: The 12 Steps to Overcoming Your Fear of Stairs
@Billjonesjr: Mensa for Dummies
@cathy_bryan: How to Text and Drive Faster: The Last Self Help Book You’ll Ever Need
@NovelistCindy: Crushing Dreams and Cashing In: How to Become a Literary Agent
@WritingAgain: The Fine Art of Overreacting: How to Make Your Coworkers Fear and Shun You
@KatieAlender: The Arrr of War: The Pirate’s Guide to Victory in Battle, Business, and Life
@Figmentfiction: No, No. YOU’RE Right. You’re ALWAYS Right: How to Be More Passive Aggressive
@DeadlyAccurate: Breaking His Spirit: The Nagging Wife’s Guide To The Perfect Husband
@carpediem1991: Eat, Pray, Love, Eat, Pray, Love, Eat, Pray, Love: How to Overcome an OCD.
And the winner:
@TheresaMarieP: A Hypochondriac’s Guide to the REAL Diseases You Need to Worry about and Their Symptoms
These are just some of the entries. Do yourself a favor and catch the entire list at Slushpile Hell.
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