Friday, January 14, 2011

Fabulously Fun Friday ~ Oh How Words Can be Twisted!

A politician discovered that her great great uncle, Gunther, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Tennessee in 1889.


The only existing photograph of the man shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: 


"Gunther; horse thief. Sent to Tennessee Prison 1883, escaped 1887. Robbed the Tennessee Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889."


After letting her large staff of professional image consultants review this discovery, they took the following actions to assist her campaign. They decided to crop Gunther's picture, scan it in as an enlarged image, and edited it with image processing software so that all that is seen in the final picture is a head shot. Along with this enhanced photo, the accompanying biographical sketch was sent to the Associated Press:


"Gunther was a famous cattleman in early Tennessee history. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Tennessee railroad company. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his business enterprise with the railroad. In 1887 he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889 Gunther regrettably died suddenly during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform on which he was standing collapsed."

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14 comments:

  1. Oh how funny! And how clever! And what a huge LIE! I love it.

    I was just thinking that I needed to update my author bio with something snazzy - now I'm pretty happy with it. :D

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  2. Hah! That's great. Behold, the power of the pen.

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  3. Oh, that's funny! Very creative play on words.

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  4. That's just great! Scary thing is, it could be true. :)

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  5. A Ponder: With the power of the pen's ability to influence us, do we ever really know the truth...

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  6. Great example. Very funny (loved the pic, too). Sounds a lot like the real estate listings I've read. Ha!

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  7. Glad you all like this. A friend of mine sent it to me through email (but it had a real politician's name in it :)) and I thought it was good enough to pass on to you all here! :)

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  8. This reminds me of the tongue-in-cheek commercial I saw once about an "employment opportunity" to make money (showing a counterfeit operation) and travel a lot (chained crooks on the lam), consult with people in charge and free room and board.

    I think it came down to "crime really does not pay."

    ~ VT

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  9. LOL Oh, I love it! Thanks for this, Lynnette!

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  11. Just goes to show nothing changes...Thanks for the laugh.

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