Once inside the tent, however, rather than spooky lights and distant drums and slithering danger a-plenty, what we found was a bored African-American midget perched on a wooden stool, puffing away on a foul brown stogie and surrounded by what appeared to be a dozen non-venomous black and king snakes drooping on top of each in such mid-day summer torpor it was like they’d been shot. The deadliest thing there was the rancid gray smoke curling up from the man’s cigar.
I felt rooked, conned, taken, and generally bamboozled, and I believe that’s when I first realized the first of life’s hard lessons: many (if not most) things are not what they’re advertised to be.
Some of us need to jettison the old view of the author/publishing house relationship. There’s a story (probably apocryphal) concerning legendary editor Max Perkins. One day Max received a steamer trunk from writer Thomas Wolfe. Being a curious sort, and having worked with Wolfe before, he opened it. What he found when he lifted the lid rocked him back.
Inside were a thousand handwritten pages, the massively embryonic version of Wolfe’s iconic masterpiece, Look Homeward Angel. According to legend, over the next few months Perkins managed to not only edit the beast into the pristine form we know today, but once it was in print he also pulled strings and called in favors with reviewers to get it into bookstores across the nation.
That time—if it ever existed at all—is gone. Nowadays unless your name begins with Stephen, Stephanie, or J.K., any marketing you get from your publisher will be minimal. So what can you, the new or midlist author expect?
First, here’s what not to expect: end-cap or cover-out store displays, appearances on Dateline, a physical book tour, limo rides, steak dinners at Morton’s, or inside the front cover magazine ads (all of that costs, and costs big). What you may get, and again, this depends on the size of the house, are press releases to your local newspaper, bookmarks, postcards, and some media coverage. If the house is larger, they may augment that with radio or TV interviews, public appearances, publicist-arranged signings, and so on. If they’re very small, you may get nothing at all.
This isn’t meant as a downer, but simply a reality check. And since knowledge is power, it’s best to go into this crazy writing venture tanned, rested, and ready, eyes wide open, the scales fully gone. Of course, if your agent manages to land you a deal with Simon and Schuster, I'll gladly eat these words. With A-1 sauce, please. *G*
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