Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Could You Toss Me That Roll of Ellipsis Tape?

This post originally appeared at The Tuesday Prude on January 20, 2016
Anita Klumpers


Writers have a host of tools at their disposal*

In their box of power and hand tools, writers may use any or all of the following:
– The Synonym Screwdriver, with interchangeable tips, also called bits.
– The Sneer Quote “Hammer”

– The Adjustable Active Voice Wrench by which passive voice sections are removed
– The Comma Unsplicer is a great tool, it helps even the most novice of writers look as though she passed her grammar classes.
– I would also recommend that the Unnecessary Words Extractor should be found in any writers’ toolbox as it is very useful for tightening up sentences that drone on and on.
– This particular writer refuses to get rid of her Nuts and Bolts of Miscellaneous Adverbs no matter how vociferously anyone pronounces them obsolete.
 Oh, and my up and coming favorite—I highly recommend this one—the Em dash Staple Gun. Holds sentences together.

But today we will examine one of my favorite tools of all time.
A roll of Ellipsis Tape. To cover something that for some reason we don’t want to write out.
An ellipsis is easy to use. Look: …
3 dots. On the computer it is even easier than by hand.
Just depress the period key 3 times.
If you want to make more than one ellipsis, you can, but you have to refer to them as ‘ellipSES’ and you run the danger of over-kill taping.

But…or did I mention this already…ONE NEEDN’T BE A WRITER TO OWN AND OPERATE ELLIPSIS TAPE!

Ellipsis Tape can also cover something we want to imply without really saying it.  ‘OK, honey, if you think that shirt you bought in 1984 still fits you…”
Ellipsis Tape can extend a grievance indefinitely. “Even Wilma Flintstone and Aunt Bea have garbage disposals. Why I still don’t have one, I have to wonder…”
Ellipsis Tape patches together the disparate thoughts that zing simultaneously through our heads as we struggle to communicate. “Drive carefully, watch out for deer and drunk drivers, and…you’re wearing THAT to go out tonight?”
Ellipsis Tape is a temporary fix for faulty memory. “I could have sworn I had enough gas to get us there…”
Ellipsis Tape can make one look more intelligent than one really is. We can appear to mull over a significant notion when really we just totally lost track of what we were about to say. “I was just reflecting the other day that…ah…hmmm…yes…deep reflection. Deep…deep…”

As a chatterer and a long-winded writer, I use my Ellipsis Tape all the time because I never know how to close out a conversation or a scene.
A period puts a direct and speedy end to a thought, idea, comment, or statement.
But the ellipsis lets me put that thought, idea, comment or statement on limitless hold until I return with something else to stick onto it.

If anyone wants to borrow my Ellipsis Tape, let me know…

*DISCLAIMER: IF A CERTAIN TOOL FALLS TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BOX, CERTAIN WRITERS MAY BE TOO LAZY TO FISH IT OUT. HENCE, BAD WRITING


About Anita:
Anita Klumpers, wife, mom and grandma, homeschooled her three sons for seventeen years and emerged relatively unscathed. Her life then and now is remarkable by its very ordinariness. She’s been blessed with a husband who is good and hardworking, a church that is small but gospel-driven, children who for every step back took two forward. 

With her youngest son launched into college, she wondered what an unorganized procrastinator could do to make the world a better place. Convinced that a bit of humor and a dose of prudishness were a good place to begin she started to blog, first as The Prude Disapproves  and now at The Tuesday Prude. She goes for coffee with friends frequently, writes skits and teaches drama classes seasonally, cleans the top of her fridge occasionally and marvels at God’s grace daily.

Anita’s first book, a romantic suspense titled WinterWatch was released in January 2014 and her second, (let’s call it a suspense-romance for the sake of variety) Hounded was released in e-book on February 5, 2016. Both are published through Prism Book Group.


Currently at work on a third novel, this one a romantically-tinged novel of suspense, she would accomplish more if she spent less time admiring her small but oh-so-brilliant grandsons.
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7 comments:

  1. I'm picking up my tools and dusting off my ellipsis tape! A fun post. Congratulations on your books!

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  3. Love, love, love this! And I think we ordered the same exact toolbox from the Home Writing Network channel. Mine is black and white and read all over...

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